Ok so further to Melissa's post...some movies are coming out this summer that look great, and then others that....well....not so much....
Here are the 3 movies I won't be watching this summer...or ever....
3. Rush Hour 3: All I know about this movie is the one dude is highly annoying (his voice is like nails on a chalkboard) and Jackie Chan is quite possibly the worst actor ever. and the ninja moves are just stupid. Seriously. unless its chris farley...then it's just funny! i would like to give a swift roundhouse to whoever thought it would be a good idea to make a third installement of this....let alone a first or a second...
2. Live free or Die Hard: I won't see this movie because the title itself is hellagay. I mean come on. Maybe i have to be a guy to understand or appreciate this one, i don't know. Plus how old is Bruce Willis these days, like 65?? And when was the last one made, 1987? Is this like some sort of 20th anniversary special? It's worse than the last Rocky they made...
1. Evan Almighty: Where do i even start with this one. Did no one watch Bruce Almighty? Worst. movie. ever. who are these dumbasses in hollywood-land that think it's a good idea to make a sequel from a craptastic movie. Judging from the 2 minute trailer for this movie that so horribly ran during 'The Office'....this one will top it on the crap ladder. sweet mother it looks horrible. He builds an ark because theres a huge lame, very fake and badly animated flood. WTF?!? Why Steve Carell.....why?!?!
Close runner-up....The Hostel 2. Man did that first one ever scar me....Almost as much as 'The HIlls have eyes'.....
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I have to say I was disappointed in Evan Almighty - they are just jumping on the '40 year old virgin' Steve Caerell train - Such a money grab
You know I'm big on Super hero movies too - but Fantasic Four looks stupid
I agree with Rush Hour 3,,,I was surprised they kept going after the 1st one. They should really stop creating sequals to bad movies,,,there should be a strict policy or something. What ever happened to creating original flicks??? That's what I'm missing from movies these days.
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