Q: Seguin, whose sweater pillows do you think will rule at this year's Academy Awards in sunny Beverly Hills, California. Mr. Mysterious.A: Mr. Mysterious, stop emailing me. You effin' perv. Can't you see I'm busy and don't have the time or wrist strength to deal with you?
Kleenex! My kingdom for Kleenex!
Gentlemen... Get ready... I present a special edition of the Tops List... The Top 3 - Best Cleavage Nominated For An Oscar at the 79th Annual Academy Awards!
# 3 - Kate Winslet in "Little Children"
She makes my Linus and Charlie Browns quiver.
# 2 - Penelope Cruz in "Volver""The hills are alive with the sound of musica." Hey Seguin, is that a Cruz missile in your pants? Why yes it is!
# 1 - Jennifer "Look At Those Gozangas" Hudson in "Dream Girls"I'd need a map to travel over those mountains.
Hey you... Need an Oscar pool sheet? Get one here.Agree / disagree with my choices? Leave a comment - you jerk-off.
4 comments:
Sick of boobs Phil - come up with something new
Boobs are like black pants... Never out of style. So. Get. The. Fuck. Used. To. It.
Get.your.own.blog.
haha! You guys are hilarious! haha!
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